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The Battle Hymn of the
Republic Quebecois/Montreal Canadiens
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(Sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic)
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by Pundit Gainsay
Mine eyes have seen the passing of the glory
of the Habs.
They'll miss the playoffs again this year
Now isn't that too bad.
They have always irritated me
worse than a case of crabs.
The truth goes marching on!
Chorus
Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
For at least a generation
and they won't win the Cup no more!
The Habs have little talent and
the future looks real bleak
As an early tee-off time is what
the Habs are sure to seek.
Their play is certain to offend
as they will surely reek.
The truth goes marching on!
Chorus
Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
For at least a generation
and they won't win the Cup no more!
The Habs will miss the playoffs and
no banners will they unfurl.
The Habs have little offense and
their defence plays like girls.
The way the Habs play hockey
you are guaranteed to hurl.
The truth goes marching on!
Chorus
Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
For at least a generation
and they won't win the Cup no more!
Ron Corey has ruined the team and
made them a big joke.
The way that the team is coached
you must wonder if they toke.
They will surely miss the playoffs
so they'll have no chance to choke.
The truth goes marching on!
Chorus
Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
For at least a generation
and they won't win the Cup no more!
Montreal are ankle-skaters
and their powerplay is sad.
The goalie is a real big sieve
1st pick is what they'll have.
Behind the Sharks and Tampa Bay
the Habs will surely lag.
The truth goes marching on!
Chorus
Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
For at least a generation
and they won't win the Cup no more!
One look at the Habs roster and
their opponents start to drool.
What their fans will have to watch
this year is really awfully cruel.
Anyone who thinks they're good this year
is nothing but a FOOL.
The truth goes marching on!
Chorus
Failure, Failure, Humiliation.
Shameless, Shameless Degradation.
For at least a generation
and they won't win the Cup no more!